Thursday, February 08, 2007


Rachel wrote a post about water. It was a very good one.

I have a theory. I believe that as the volume of water I drink in a day goes up, the level of my happiness rises with it directly.

To put it mathematically;

My Happiness = Amount of water I've consumed times x; where x is a constant. We're gonna name it something cool. All constants in formulas have cool names.

Moral of the story: I should drink more water, because it makes me happy. I find that whenever I'm unhappy, I am also dehydrated.

That doesn't mean that every time I'm dehydrated I'm sad, it just means that every time I'm sad I'm also dehydrated. There must be a correlation.

Drink more water.


Rachel Frost said...

Whoo-hoo! See! Water is just amazing.

luminousnerd said...

Will take your advice. I ought to drink more anyway.

Right along with all the Cocaine I drink (read: energy drink)