Indeed-

I really should be in bed, but I have a bit to say. Much thanks to all the modest girls out there, good work on all that. There used to be more of a problem, but these days my friends are dominating at dressing appropriately. Nobody has really talked about it much because it hasn't been a problem, but I'm here to say great work, it's pretty awesome.

All you modest girls make the world a much brighter place to live. Thanks for being cool and covering yourselves. It makes all the guys pretty proud to be your friends.