Saturday, August 30, 2008

Logan Blogaday - Day Eleven

Happy Friday friends, merry day eleven. I'd like to extend a very warm welcome to my great friend the weekend. Yeah, I appreciate him more after a week of classes than I have all summer.

I guess you don't get a ton of depth tonight, but you do get some exciting news. We settled on a name for our Ultimate team. We're going to go by Bulltimate. We've been saying Bultimate for a very long time, and since we're the freakin' aggies it seems to make sense for us to have a bull in the title. So we added an extra "L" to the title and have a pretty sweet name.

I mentioned our plans to have a showdown with Murray a few posts ago. We appointed Molly our official vice president in charge of public relations for the team, and she made us some pretty sweet temporary graphics for the team.

We drafted a ultimatum that we're delivering to the Murray boys' apartment tomorrow. Word on the street is that they're out of town for the weekend, but we'll leave it for them for when they get back.

For your reading pleasure, the Bulltimatum. (haha, we're so clever)

Dear Murray Scum-Sucking-Bottom-Dwellers*,

It has come to the attention of Apartment 36 and Tactics (a subsidiary of Hot 'n Ready LLC, a family company), that on the evening of September the 26th, you, the sissies from Murray, blatantly and heinously lambasted the fine and upstanding reputation of Taylorsville City and all of its respective holdings. These outrageous offenses will not be tolerated.

It is with great pleasure that the guardians of truth, justice, and Taylorsville therefore deliver this BULLTIMATUM to the residents of Bullen 102. As representatives of all that is good at right in this world, we hereby officially challenge you to an Ultimate showdown on Tuesday, September 2nd 2008, at 7 PM on the HPER fields.

We are prepared with six highly trained Taylorsville ninja-alumni to vanquish your forces. We do, however, recognize the importance of playing with seven men on a team, and therefore offer you a choice. You can choose to meet us with six men or you can choose to meet us with seven men. Whatever number you choose, we will match it.

Game will be played to 13 points (win by two) or until one team begs for mercy. Standard UPA rules and regulations will apply, with the possible exception of playing with six men instead of seven. Objections to these conditions can be discussed if you feel so inclined.

Please respond to this BULLTIMATUM as soon as possible. If you are unable to meet us on the field of battle on the 2nd, we are willing to reschedule, but only after much mockery and with emphasis on your womanly qualities. To accept this challenge or to reschedule or ask questions, please contact us by email at <the real bulltimatum has our cool new email address we set up for the team here. Since I don't like spiders, I'm not putting that addie up here.>, or by texticular message at <the real bulltimatum has my number here. I'm not about to put it online>. Thank you for your time.

-Bulltimate (formerly Taylorsville Ultimate)

*As a disclaimer, we're not as serious as we sound. We're actually pretty nice guys. We respect you for who you are, even if you do come from Murray. We're excited to play a friendly game of Ultimate. Maybe we could even be friends later. We do, however, intend to bring our A-game and to stand up for ourselves. Don't let the friendly fine print fool you.

So yeah, we're excited to go play. I'm super excited about the prospect of having a whole day off tomorrow. I think me and Andrew are gonna go play some ball at the fieldhouse, that'd be fun. Me and Levi are planning to toss a disc a bit. Maybe we'll throw some starcraft in there, or maybe we'll even be social, we'll see. Anyways, I'm pretty excited about it. So for now, I'm out. I hope you're all doing well. Sorry this post is a bit of a cop-out, but c'mon, it's late. Much love friends, I'm whooshing away from hence.


Nick said...

Oh wow. You guys are hilarious. Good luck with that. I'm sure you'll own.

Jason said...

That was probably the silliest thing I have ever read in my life